Dissociative Identity Theft

I'm dating a SELFISH bitch who, because I can't spend time with her, screams at me and tells me that I don't care about her and that I don't want to spend time with her.
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So, when I say, "what time did you want to go to wal-mart, dear?" she blows up and tells me that I don't want to spend time with her and she starts a fight- I mean, she really really starts a fight! I have nothing to do with the fight. Which I didn't think was possible. but it is.

SO then, when I say "I'm trying to spend time with you now," she says "you weren't LAST week!" which is, of course, completely pertinent and, in fact, actually excuses her behavior. Then she screams "You made me cry!" and "You upset me!" and I'm sitting here, thinking, what the FUCK because I didn't make her yell, I didn't make her cry, and i certainly didn't make her be a huge fucking jerk.

but it's my fault because even though I'm offering to spend time with her this week, I didn't "try" to last week- you know, there was plenty of time to spend with her, once you get past the opposite schedules thing. Once you get past that she works the weekend and goes to school on tuesday and thursday. Once you get past the fact that I work every day except wed/thurs and when I get home, I'm exhausted.
On Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, she's more or less leaving as I arrive. on thursday, she has class. this leaves monday and wednesday to hang out- and I'm exhausted when I get home both of those days.
Yet, I went to class with her this last thursday. I OFFERED TO GO TO WAL-MART WITH HER.


whatever.