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JaydFalcyn: you still there>?
em o n e mo 2286: yeah i'm here
JaydFalcyn: okay, I have this ridiculous story for you
em o n e mo 2286: ok
JaydFalcyn: but I might have to close the window because Tracy's now home so I can't CALL you and tell you about it. :-) (it isn't.... bad)
em o n e mo 2286: lol you can't call anyway...my bitch stepmother would throw a fit
JaydFalcyn: so, last night at QT, this really tall, and pretty hot girl (6'5") walks in
em o n e mo 2286: uh oh
JaydFalcyn: the first thing she asks is "how many employees are in this store?"
JaydFalcyn: that's a weird question,
em o n e mo 2286: yeah it is
em o n e mo 2286: so???
em o n e mo 2286: you have me on pins and needles here
JaydFalcyn is idle at 1:23:32 AM.
JaydFalcyn is no longer idle at 1:23:53 AM.
JaydFalcyn: hang on, traCY WAnted to talk
JaydFalcyn: so I say, "just two..... me and Mike."
em o n e mo 2286: k
JaydFalcyn: and she says "okay, does either one of yuou want to make some extra cash or see some titties?"
JaydFalcyn: and I look at mike like, WHAT? and he looks at me the same way
JaydFalcyn: brb. :-D
em o n e mo 2286: wtf
em o n e mo 2286: ok
JaydFalcyn: i'm serious
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: haha
JaydFalcyn: so I say, "uh, what did you want?"
em o n e mo 2286: k
JaydFalcyn: and she says "if one of you two wants to pump our gas for us, we'll show you our titties and pay you a couple extra dollars!"
JaydFalcyn: I look at Mike, and he says "it's up to you, Erik."
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: I think both of us have this kinda half smile on our face like, "what's going on? huh?"
JaydFalcyn: so I say, "you're paying for the gas, right?"
and she says "oh,yeah! I want twenty dollars on the red car out there (the only car out there)
em o n e mo 2286: whoa
JaydFalcyn: and I say, okay, sure. but you don't have to flash me or pay me anything.
JaydFalcyn: (she's paying for the gas, I just have to pump it)
em o n e mo 2286: yeah
em o n e mo 2286: i got that
JaydFalcyn: so she says "come on, sweetie!" and giggles (I SWEAR) and I follow her out
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: the girl in the driver's side is HOT HOT HOT
em o n e mo 2286: holy shit
JaydFalcyn: hot
JaydFalcyn: with a capital h
em o n e mo 2286: got it
em o n e mo 2286: with a capital H
em o n e mo 2286: :-P
JaydFalcyn: HAGA
JaydFalcyn: and she says "oh, is he going to pump our gas for us?"
JaydFalcyn: and I say yeah, I guess I am"
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: and the tall lady gets into the passenger seat
JaydFalcyn: and she says "just come and talk to us after you've started pumping the gas. even though you said you didn't want anything you're still going to get a show."
JaydFalcyn: I think my brain has melted at this point, so I really don't have anything clever to say.
em o n e mo 2286: omg
em o n e mo 2286: omg
em o n e mo 2286: this is probably the coolest story i've ever heard
JaydFalcyn: so I say "you want me t ocome talk to you, huh"
em o n e mo 2286: haha
JaydFalcyn: so I start pumping their gssd
JaydFalcyn: *gas I SHOULD HAVE PUT IT ON THE SLOW SETTING, DAMMIT!
JaydFalcyn: and I come "talk to them."
em o n e mo 2286: lol
JaydFalcyn: passenger's seat says "get ready!" and driver's seat says hang on, let me get my nipples hard!"
em o n e mo 2286: holy fuck
JaydFalcyn: she reaches into her shirt
JaydFalcyn: and starts squeezing her nipples
em o n e mo 2286: oh man
JaydFalcyn: and the passenger starts HELPING her
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: and then the passenger pops her shirt dow
JaydFalcyn: n
JaydFalcyn: and then SHE pops sthe driver's shirt down
JaydFalcyn: and oh my god those are some beautiful breasts
em o n e mo 2286: omg
em o n e mo 2286: you lucky son of a bitch
JaydFalcyn: it get's better
JaydFalcyn: the passenger leans over and starts sucking on the driver's nipples.
em o n e mo 2286: holy fuck
em o n e mo 2286: i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
JaydFalcyn: and she reaches her hand down, and starts caressing the driver's crouch
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: and the driver leans her head back, closes her eyes, and moans and says "oh god"
em o n e mo 2286: shit erik
JaydFalcyn: then, while the passenger keeps sucking on the driver's nipple and caressing the other one, the driver tries to talk to me
JaydFalcyn: my eyes are GLUED on what's going on. I don't think that my brain EVEN WORKS
JaydFalcyn: she told me she worked somewhere nearby (couldn't say) but that they were trying to go into business of their own
JaydFalcyn: :-!:-!
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: and then she asked me how much money was in my bank account) HAHA
em o n e mo 2286: ahhh
JaydFalcyn: and I said, "not much, but thanks for the offer"
em o n e mo 2286: lol
JaydFalcyn: and she laughed and said she wasn't offering,
JaydFalcyn: just messing with me
em o n e mo 2286: lol
JaydFalcyn: and I said something extremely clever (:-!) like "well, it worked"
JaydFalcyn: and then they drove off"
em o n e mo 2286: wow
em o n e mo 2286: that's the best story i've ever heard
em o n e mo 2286: ever
JaydFalcyn: yeah. it's never going to happen again. ever.
JaydFalcyn: I was so ready to go
JaydFalcyn: I've never been that turned on in my LIFE
em o n e mo 2286: yeah
em o n e mo 2286: i could see why
em o n e mo 2286: considering you telling me that story just made me horny as fuck
JaydFalcyn: I wasn't even paying attention to passenger's breasts at all, but they looked nice, too. just when she started sucking on driver's breasts
JaydFalcyn: I couldn't see anything else
em o n e mo 2286: yeah
JaydFalcyn: any guy who says he doesn't want to see two women going at it is a liar.
JaydFalcyn: A LIAR
JaydFalcyn: that's the hottest thing I've ever seen
em o n e mo 2286: lol
em o n e mo 2286: meh
JaydFalcyn: you should post that conversation on our site
em o n e mo 2286: yeah i'm here
JaydFalcyn: okay, I have this ridiculous story for you
em o n e mo 2286: ok
JaydFalcyn: but I might have to close the window because Tracy's now home so I can't CALL you and tell you about it. :-) (it isn't.... bad)
em o n e mo 2286: lol you can't call anyway...my bitch stepmother would throw a fit
JaydFalcyn: so, last night at QT, this really tall, and pretty hot girl (6'5") walks in
em o n e mo 2286: uh oh
JaydFalcyn: the first thing she asks is "how many employees are in this store?"
JaydFalcyn: that's a weird question,
em o n e mo 2286: yeah it is
em o n e mo 2286: so???
em o n e mo 2286: you have me on pins and needles here
JaydFalcyn is idle at 1:23:32 AM.
JaydFalcyn is no longer idle at 1:23:53 AM.
JaydFalcyn: hang on, traCY WAnted to talk
JaydFalcyn: so I say, "just two..... me and Mike."
em o n e mo 2286: k
JaydFalcyn: and she says "okay, does either one of yuou want to make some extra cash or see some titties?"
JaydFalcyn: and I look at mike like, WHAT? and he looks at me the same way
JaydFalcyn: brb. :-D
em o n e mo 2286: wtf
em o n e mo 2286: ok
JaydFalcyn: i'm serious
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: haha
JaydFalcyn: so I say, "uh, what did you want?"
em o n e mo 2286: k
JaydFalcyn: and she says "if one of you two wants to pump our gas for us, we'll show you our titties and pay you a couple extra dollars!"
JaydFalcyn: I look at Mike, and he says "it's up to you, Erik."
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: I think both of us have this kinda half smile on our face like, "what's going on? huh?"
JaydFalcyn: so I say, "you're paying for the gas, right?"
and she says "oh,yeah! I want twenty dollars on the red car out there (the only car out there)
em o n e mo 2286: whoa
JaydFalcyn: and I say, okay, sure. but you don't have to flash me or pay me anything.
JaydFalcyn: (she's paying for the gas, I just have to pump it)
em o n e mo 2286: yeah
em o n e mo 2286: i got that
JaydFalcyn: so she says "come on, sweetie!" and giggles (I SWEAR) and I follow her out
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: the girl in the driver's side is HOT HOT HOT
em o n e mo 2286: holy shit
JaydFalcyn: hot
JaydFalcyn: with a capital h
em o n e mo 2286: got it
em o n e mo 2286: with a capital H
em o n e mo 2286: :-P
JaydFalcyn: HAGA
JaydFalcyn: and she says "oh, is he going to pump our gas for us?"
JaydFalcyn: and I say yeah, I guess I am"
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: and the tall lady gets into the passenger seat
JaydFalcyn: and she says "just come and talk to us after you've started pumping the gas. even though you said you didn't want anything you're still going to get a show."
JaydFalcyn: I think my brain has melted at this point, so I really don't have anything clever to say.
em o n e mo 2286: omg
em o n e mo 2286: omg
em o n e mo 2286: this is probably the coolest story i've ever heard
JaydFalcyn: so I say "you want me t ocome talk to you, huh"
em o n e mo 2286: haha
JaydFalcyn: so I start pumping their gssd
JaydFalcyn: *gas I SHOULD HAVE PUT IT ON THE SLOW SETTING, DAMMIT!
JaydFalcyn: and I come "talk to them."
em o n e mo 2286: lol
JaydFalcyn: passenger's seat says "get ready!" and driver's seat says hang on, let me get my nipples hard!"
em o n e mo 2286: holy fuck
JaydFalcyn: she reaches into her shirt
JaydFalcyn: and starts squeezing her nipples
em o n e mo 2286: oh man
JaydFalcyn: and the passenger starts HELPING her
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: and then the passenger pops her shirt dow
JaydFalcyn: n
JaydFalcyn: and then SHE pops sthe driver's shirt down
JaydFalcyn: and oh my god those are some beautiful breasts
em o n e mo 2286: omg
em o n e mo 2286: you lucky son of a bitch
JaydFalcyn: it get's better
JaydFalcyn: the passenger leans over and starts sucking on the driver's nipples.
em o n e mo 2286: holy fuck
em o n e mo 2286: i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
JaydFalcyn: and she reaches her hand down, and starts caressing the driver's crouch
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: and the driver leans her head back, closes her eyes, and moans and says "oh god"
em o n e mo 2286: shit erik
JaydFalcyn: then, while the passenger keeps sucking on the driver's nipple and caressing the other one, the driver tries to talk to me
JaydFalcyn: my eyes are GLUED on what's going on. I don't think that my brain EVEN WORKS
JaydFalcyn: she told me she worked somewhere nearby (couldn't say) but that they were trying to go into business of their own
JaydFalcyn: :-!:-!
em o n e mo 2286: omg
JaydFalcyn: and then she asked me how much money was in my bank account) HAHA
em o n e mo 2286: ahhh
JaydFalcyn: and I said, "not much, but thanks for the offer"
em o n e mo 2286: lol
JaydFalcyn: and she laughed and said she wasn't offering,
JaydFalcyn: just messing with me
em o n e mo 2286: lol
JaydFalcyn: and I said something extremely clever (:-!) like "well, it worked"
JaydFalcyn: and then they drove off"
em o n e mo 2286: wow
em o n e mo 2286: that's the best story i've ever heard
em o n e mo 2286: ever
JaydFalcyn: yeah. it's never going to happen again. ever.
JaydFalcyn: I was so ready to go
JaydFalcyn: I've never been that turned on in my LIFE
em o n e mo 2286: yeah
em o n e mo 2286: i could see why
em o n e mo 2286: considering you telling me that story just made me horny as fuck
JaydFalcyn: I wasn't even paying attention to passenger's breasts at all, but they looked nice, too. just when she started sucking on driver's breasts
JaydFalcyn: I couldn't see anything else
em o n e mo 2286: yeah
JaydFalcyn: any guy who says he doesn't want to see two women going at it is a liar.
JaydFalcyn: A LIAR
JaydFalcyn: that's the hottest thing I've ever seen
em o n e mo 2286: lol
em o n e mo 2286: meh
JaydFalcyn: you should post that conversation on our site
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