Dissociative Identity Theft

also, you could remind her that at one point superior christian thinking dictated that the earth was flat and that it was the center of the universe. make sure to tell her that if she believes that the earth is round and it ISN'T the cnter of the universe, she isn't a good christian.


.... I mean, cuz the church is never wrong, yo. and that christ foo'? his followers always know what's kickin.